I was tagged by lioeark Rule 1: Always post rules. Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger asked and make 11 new ones. Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post. Rule 4: Let them know you have tagged them.
1. Something you want to do before dying
2. Favorite SNL sketch?
-Shit, i dont remember any of them.
3. A sexual act that you just can’t get behind even in imagination?
-Auto erotic asphyxiation
4. Twerk or Booty bump?
-Eh…bump, i guess?
5. What’s your best pun?
-I cant just come up with a pun right now! Im more of a rant esk comedy type
6. Song you unashamedly love even though it’s probably really bad?
-Everything by ke$ha…
7. Parody porn or parody movies?
-Well porn has porn…so…naked people always take priority.
8. What are you dressing up for on Halloween?
-I dont dress for halloween no more
9. Animal you wish you had?
-Every type of cat…and a dragon
10. Weirdest shit you’ve seen online or irl?
-Just today i saw a guy’s DA about wanting to be a period pad and has a giant collection of pads and changed his first name…in fact…to pad.
11. What’s something you hate rn?
Life. Humans. Time.
My Questions: 1. If you were god for the day, what would you change? 2. Potato or pototo? 3. Which lifestyle would you rather have? 4. What is your dream job? 5. What is that one thing you’re putting off doing? 6. What is the average flight speed of a swallow? 7. …Whyyy? 8. What thing do you do while no one is looking? 9. You got a free pass to assassinate one person. Who is that? 10. What’s the one thing you wish you could live without. 11. What is your number 1 rule above all else?