I can be a princess too.

Shit. I got problems too.Sometimes NSFW.
My Dash is:

ult-j4:

blake-the-half-demon:

furbearingbrick:

mehreenkasana:

Except you are so daft, it’s not even remotely amusing.

The USB key was essentially developed by a computer whiz to store data, information and other software in a mobile source from one computer to the other. The slasher you see up there was created to cut open solid objects like boxes, ropes, etc but to also carve and slice inanimate objects. The lighter you see up there was made for cigarettes. The first three objects have domestic, legitimate use.

The gun, in contrast, has no other domestic objectives and usage. It was specifically made to kill. That is all. Kill. You don’t use a gun to store software programs, you don’t use a gun to peel an orange, you don’t use a gun to light a cigarette up. You use a gun to kill.

Try another comparison. Stop embarrassing yourselves. 

APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA

NAH MAN IT’S A THIRD DEGREE BURN HERE THE PERSON NEEDS A SKIN GRAPH

you all had the opportunity to say “shots fired” and you fucking failed

The gun was originally used for hunting…like the bow before and the spear before that. It’s just also good at killing people…much like the knife. Or the baseball bat. Or the hammer. SURPRISE. Everything can kill you.

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Oh i lost a follower…oh well.

disneyvillainsforjustice:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nantli-miquitzlin:

zarabithia:

ericscissorhands:

“A villain is just a victim whose story hasn’t been told.”

Why is this one of the things recommended for me on my dash.

There’s so much wrong with this.

1. The quote is bullshit, and indicative of everything terrible about our society, which constantly puts the pain of the abuser above those they abuse. 

2 It also grossly furthers the idea that all victims are potential abusers. Which has real life ramifications, because this is actually something that survivors of child abuse fear and one of the reasons they do not always come forward.

3. Bucky has no goddamn business being in this set. He wasn’t a villain. He actually was a victim.

4. We saw Anakin’s story. We KNOW his story. Cool story, bro, but you still murdered children. You are not now and never shall be a fucking victim, but those babies were, so fuck you and fuck your defenders and especially fuck anyone who would think that you are a goddamn victim.

5. We know Magneto’s story intimately. It has been told often. He was a victim once. And then he decided that Genocide was okay. 

6.  Fuck Fake White Khan and we do in fact know Real Khan’s story. He did think he was a victim, but no, he was not. He was a complicated and amazing villain that went against the typical type of POC villains that we get - he was brilliant and clever and not just a “thug.” But he was not a victim (no, not even after the neighboring planet went boom.) 

7. We know Loki’s story too. It’s one of a whiny spoiled brat who keeps trying to commit genocide. 

tldr: Bucky has no business being in this set. The rest of these people are murderous terrible people. They are not victims, though some of them were once. 

I waited to reblog this, specifically for someone to express this^^. tumblr delivered.

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Imma have to disagree. These villains were still victims. And they are still human (or whatever their race is). They are still living beings. And survivors of abuse and bullying turning into abusers and bullies themselves happens. And the fear they experience because of that is valid. Some people have been in so much pain they want revenge. They want to make either their abuser or someone else hurt the same or worse than they did. Something in them can change and they can gain pleasure from someone else’s pain. Anakin lost his mother at one point and lost himself in anger and revenge and he basically committed genocide against the Sand People. Most villains start off as good guys, but somewhere along the line they are twisted and corrupted. This is NO EXCUSE for their behavior. But, it is proof that these villains were at some point “human”, they were at some point “good people” that got lost along the way. Watch Batman the Animated Series. Seriously. Most of those villains are broken victims. And instead of just treating them like evil villains and killing them, Batman treats them more like misguided children and tries to help them.
At one point all villains were babies and children.
- Mod Helga

Hey, Nazis were babies and children…that doesn’t mean they’re victems who just happen to also gas and burn babies and children and adults and…everyone. You kinda loose any ability to have a excuse once you start murdering people. soooo…

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hoganddice:

scorpysue:

valarauka:

isildur-elessar:

Oh shit…

The eagles are not a plot hole. This is the dumbest thing regarding the subject that I have ever read. Especially because it hinges on someone interpreting the word “fly” in a way that doesn’t match the language use of the setting in any way whatsoever.

Here are a few reasons why using the Eagles to get to Mordor would not work:

  • Fell beasts. Of which there are quite a few more than just the nine that the Nazgul are using at any given time. 
  • There are spies and watchers and such all over the place that would alert Sauron at the earliest sign of big fucking eagles heading to Mordor.  The signal fires of Gondor are not the only alarm system in Middle-Earth.
  • Eagles are the messengers of Manwe, descended from Thorondor. They are a proud and noble race of beings. They are NOT a delivery service, nor would they stoop to being one. 
  • It is the riskiest thing that anyone could ever conceive of, and I highly doubt that Gandalf, in his wisdom, would risk everything they have on one gambit which is even more likely to fail than having hobbits sneak in to Mordor. 
  • Gandalf would not ever keep a plan like this from Elrond or Galadriel. Especially not Galadriel. 
  • The whole point of the Fellowship was to go by the most secret and hidden ways they could. Flying on a giant eagle is the least secret and hidden way. 
  • In short, this is at best highly improbably and implausible. At worst an insult to the intelligence of Gandalf/the party/ Elrond/ Galadriel/ the free peoples of Middle-Earth. Oh, and Tolkien. Who very deliberately did not have them use the eagles for a myriad of reasons, many of which I have just listed. 

Rant done. 

Thank you ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

  • Eagles are the messengers of Manwe, descended from Thorondor. They are a proud and noble race of beings. They are NOT a delivery service, nor would they stoop to being one. 

  • Fell beasts. Of which there are quite a few more than just the nine that the Nazgul are using at any given time.

    Sauron is only the lackey of a bigger jerk. 
    His boss was Morgoth, who was part of a race of gods. 
    Morgoth was literally the guy who woke up one morning and went “Huh, maybe I’ll invent evil today.”
    The person who was able to hurt Morgoth the most?
    Manwe.
    What would often be in his army? Giant Eagles.

    What was instrumental in the defeat of Sauron’s boss?
    Giant Eagles.

    What was almost the symbol of one of the few beings that could stomp Sauron into nothing easily?
    Giant Eagles.

    What was used to cause a literal apocalypse that resulted in the sinking of an Island and one of Sauron’s deaths?
    Giant Eagles.

    What would have been the surest thing to send Sauron into a blind defensive panic if they were sighted in Mordor?
    Giant Eagles.

    What would Sauron have committed his every resource to destroying if they were spotted flying over Mordor?
    Giant Eagles.

IF ANYONE READ THE BOOK. THERE’S KINDA THIS ONE SENTENCE THAT EXPLAINS THAT THE KING OF BIRDS REFUSED WHEN GANDALF ASKED HIM FOR A RIDE IN THE FIRST PLACE. Ya know, just saying. Forgot which chapter, but I remember thinking: “So that’s why they didn’t fly to Mt Doom and finish shit in a day.” The King of Birds (who was the giant eagle that saved the party from the goblins in The Hobbit and has a bitchin crown made of crystal) said that it wasn’t his problem. It was all the men, dwarves, elves ect’s problem. I defiantly remember that. Am I wrong? I’m almost positive I’m not wrong.

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I wasn’t talking to you, little light.

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hithertokt:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

I am seriously cracking up right now XD

I literally spat out my beer about the dick smacking one.

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raisesomehale:

inquiringcharlie:

there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them

Beyonce

this guy

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cameoappearance:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Baron Vaughn (x)

The change of caption fonts was a magnificent touch

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richardrmitage:

and that’s how son got schooled

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brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

In honor of my 400th post and reaching 2,500 followers, I have decided to go completely of topic and give you this beauty. If you want more feel free to tell me.

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okoenig:

do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing

Does a bear shit in the woods?

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I am a male in a sea of lesbians.